Places I've Been—and Some I've Not
I have been to a lot of places but I have never been in Cahoots. Apparently you can't go there alone—you have to be there with someone else. I'm often in Cluded, although sometimes I've wished I hadn't gone. I've never been in Cognito, either; I hear you can easily hide out there. I have, however, been in Sane; they don't have an airport, you have to be driven there. Oh! Have you ever been in Spired? I wonder what kind of place it is; I thought I was there once, but turned out I was in Capable. I've been in Active, but much prefer to be in Volved. I thought I would visit in Decisive last summer, but never could make up my mind. I can't remember the last time I was in Frequent. I was resigned to a boring meeting in Envitable, but I also made reservations in Case, hoping I could leave early… Say, have you ever been in Coherent; I understand they speak a strange dialect? I stayed one night in Somnia—didn't sleep a wink! I enjoyed being in Sightful—learned a lot…
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